Time tracking software

I rarely swear aloud, but in my mind I am compelled to make up new swear words on an almost daily basis just to express the force and subtleties of the swearing I want to do. And most of it is directed at Toggl, makers of time tracking software. 

I don’t mean this as much of a slight against Toggl—I tried a variety of systems a few years ago, and theirs was the best. I even tried not tracking my time in way more detail than anyone could ever want, but that was annoying too. So I guess making time tracking software is hard for some reason, and Toggl has probably done a good job. And you know, it’s only a bit of swearing each day, and I use it often.

But I expect that anyone omniscient would agree that for the sake of goodness (and also lovemaking), it would be better to make time tracking software that neither froze under the strain of remembering when you pressed the (admittedly disgusting) start button, nor just gave up and forgot about the whole (admittedly confusingly sexual) event. And I think this should be feasible, because I think a person with various disgusting diseases, abandoned by all prosocial deities and busy performing a complicated sexual experiment with the other ones, could probably still manage it just fine with pen, paper and a clock. 

Four stars. ****